Movies
The Web-head Made My Head Hurt
We finally got to see “Spider-Man 3” tonight. It was okay…I mean, it wasn’t great. If you only have time to see one movie this week then I’d probably recommend going to see “Hot Fuzz” and waiting for Spidey on DVD. I should probably say that I really liked, nay loved, part one and two. […]
Can He Walk At All, Or If He Moves Will He Fall?
When Tony Hurtubise was 20 years old he was attacked by a grizzly bear while hiking. After surviving the attack Hurtubise decided to study bears in the hopes of learning more about their behavior and preventing future attacks. Hurtubise knew that he couldn’t get close enough to the bears to observe them without getting mauled […]
Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfunker!
Rumors are a swirlin’ all over the internet that the upcoming Die Hard sequel “Live Free or Die Hard” will be toned down to receive a PG-13 rating. That means that all the violence has to be blood-free, and John will only be able to utter the f-word a single time in the whole movie, […]
Peter Dragon -vs- Old Whores And Hypocrites
Peter Dragon explains what the American people want to see in the movies.Bravo, Mr. Dragon! Bravo!
Go See “Grindhouse”
Last Friday I had the absolute joy of watching “Grindhouse.” We saw the eight o’clock showing in a fairly crowded theater. Normally, I’m pretty anal about any noise in the theater. People that talk during a movie infuriate me, I can’t stand sitting too close to people I don’t know, and I think that a […]
Ahh, Buckle This!
I’m too tired for a proper post, so please, enjoy the shenanigans of Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz. And remember, light speed is just too damn slow.
Idiocracy
If you enjoyed Mike Judge’s film “Office Space,” then I highly recommend you check out his new film, “Idiocracy”.
Stack ‘O Lee
For the upcoming movie “Black Snake Moan,” Samuel L. Jackson, in addition to acting, contributed four songs to the soundtrack. In the film, Jackson portrays an aging blues singer that takes it upon himself to rehabilitate a promiscuous young lady, played by Christina Ricci. And by “rehabilitating,” I mean he ties a tow-chain around her […]
Friday Is My Funday
What do you get when you mix “Apocalypse Now” and the “B-17 Flying Fortress” short from Heavy Metal? And then you throw in a little Robot Chicken for good measure? You get “Cong of the Dead.” Well, I’d go see it. Video compliments of Mark W.