Daily Link Dump

Damn….you can buy anything on eBay. Yes, I know I’m going straight to Hell. No need to tell me in the comments section.

No video games so 10 year old commits suicide – Daily News & Analysis As George Carlin would say, “The kid who eats the most marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own.” Sounds like an evolutionary step forward to me. Here’s my new motto: Fuck the kids. They’re overrated.

The Dilbert Blog: Our Alleged Freedom Thanks to religious restrictions on freedom in the United States, we have a long list of things you can’t do…prostitution, marijuana, euthanasia, gambling, polygamy…You might argue that the law is just trying to protect people from harm. But if that

The Dilbert Blog: A Feeling I’m Being Had “Ahmadinejad believes his role is to pave the way for the coming of the Twelfth Imam. That’s a primitive apocalyptic belief! I thank Jesus I do not live in a country led by a man who believes in that sort of bullshit.”

Knife Throwing Mother & Her Little Girls-via YouTube “A near miss! But this MIss says it’s as good as a smile!”

Man hides sex toys in sausage for Dubai trip When I read stories like this my inner-Beavis just starts going nuts. Hehhehe…nuts….

Pot-smoking cows could stop mad cow disease Okay, I’ll keep an open mind this. But how in the world will we ever teach a cow to hold a joint? I mean, hooves aren’t known for their dexterity. What’s the hardest part about being you? -via YouTube This goes out to Flood, who once had a […]

The Science of Gangsta Rap Includes “When dealing with a killa bee swarm in the Land of Shaolin,” by the Wu-Tang institute, “Procedure for rolling down the street in your 6-4,” by Dr. Easy-E, and “The Unified Bitch Theory,” by Drs. Dre and Dogg.

God’s love

Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring First Michael Vick and now Wheaton?