Daily Link Dump

Best Craig’s List Ad Ever I’m wondering if this ad was placed by Captain Murphy (too obscure)? Texas Ban on Sex Toy Sales Is Overturned Well it’s about time. If we can buy semi-automatic weapons then there is no reason why we can’t buy cervix-thumpers, too.

Deep Brain Stimulation In Hypothalamus Triggers ‘Déjà Vu’ Memory Recall In Patient Odd. I feel like I’ve read this somewhere before. NERD ALERT! “WirelessKeyView recovers all wireless network keys (WEP/WPA) stored in your computer…It allows you to easily save all keys to text/html/xml file, or copy a single key to the clipboard.”

Probably not the “change” candidate. At least it didn’t say “McLovin.” The Apocolypse Is Upon Us And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

The FAIL Blog Fails of all kinds.

Instructions For Owning A Baby

FTW Police in Bedford, Texas, are trying to crack the case of a thief who threw an egg at a 7-Eleven cashier and ran off with a burrito.

Debate Pw0nn@ge Her laugh after the burning retort by Obama is priceless. I want that as a ringtone.

Christmas Ideas It’s Val Kilmer’s fault that anytime anyone asks me “Is your name Mark Gifford,” I respond with, “I hope so. I’m wearing his underwear.” Anyway, I’d wear these slippers so often people would think I actually had bunnies for feet.

Karl Rove & Plato This is only funny if you know why Plato hated the Sophists.

The Dilbert Blog: Some People “There’s a guy I know, but not well. He’s polite and friendly. He’s average looking. He means well. As far as I can tell, he’s a good citizen. And yet, every time I see him, I want to beat him to death with a shovel and bury him in a […]