Jackassery
Earth Day? More Like “Boring Day”
Well, I hope that everyone had a Merry Earth Day! Umm, today was Earth Day. You knew that, right? You don’t have to lie…I know you had no idea. It’s okay. I realize that as far as holidays go, Earth Day is absolute crap. It’s only here to make you feel bad about flinging McDonald’s […]
Monkey Monday
Expect a proper post Monday night. Until then, please, enjoy this picture of me and a monkey.
Ahh, Buckle This!
I’m too tired for a proper post, so please, enjoy the shenanigans of Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz. And remember, light speed is just too damn slow.
Keith Richards Makes For Good Stories
On Tuesday the Associated Press ran a story they cribbed from the British magazine NME about Keith Richards. The story claimed that Richards, during a particularly debauched drug-binge, mixed up the ashes of his dead father with some cocaine and snorted his dad. They quoted Richards as saying, “‘He was cremated and I couldn’t resist […]
WWJD? He’d Created His Own Damn Video-Sharing Site
I found the funniest website today. It’s called “GodTube,” and either it’s the best damn parody I’ve ever seen, or there are some kooky-ass people out there in cyberland. I’m hoping for the former, but I’m betting on the latter. GodTube is like YouTube, but without all those pesky secularists uploading all their self-important, God-hating, […]
McDonald’s New Burger Is Amazing
According to CNNMoney.com , McDonald’s is currently testing a “bigger high-end Angus burger” at 600 of its southern California restaurants. At a full 1/3 of a pound, the new burger will be the biggest, and at 3.99 the most expensive, burger on McDonald’s menu. Dan Coudreaut, McDonald’s executive chef, describes the new bun of the […]
Rerun: Swordplay
The Daily Telegraph, a UK-based newspaper, is reporting that by the end of the year the UK could ban the sale of imitation samurai swords. According to the article, in the last four years there have been over 80 serious crimes committed with swords in England and Wales. Currently, it’s not illegal to own or […]
Ad Nauseum
The Tennessee tourism department recently hired a Memphis marketing firm to develop an ad campaign to highlight Tennessee’s mountain bike trails in an attempt to attract prospective tourists. The firm, Chandler Ehlirch, came up with a brochure and a magazine ad, the latter of which appeared in this month’s issue of “Outside.” Here’s the ad […]