Jackassery
A Floodtide of Filth
For an anti-porn PSA from the 60’s, this video is one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, albeit unintentionally. George Putnam could made the phone book seem salacious and perverse.
A Week Of Jackassery
In an effort to avoid all Harry Potter spoilers I’m going to eschew all my normal internet haunts this week. Unfortunately for my readers, that pretty much means I won’t be current on anything at all. So instead of simply not writing anything until I read the stupid book all posts from here on out […]
Administrative Announcements….and HARRY FREAKIN’ POTTER!
First things first: I’m postponing our reading of Oryx and Crake. I’ve been out of town and away from a computer, and one of our members hasn’t received the book yet, so we’ll begin on the 27th. That gives you time to try and convince at least two or three more people to join the […]
Apostolic Smackdown
Do we have the makings of a Holy War on our hands? I’m not sure, but I think the Catholic Church may be gearing up to enter the religious battleground and join the fray already in progress. If so, they’ll clash head-to-head with the Muslims, American Protestants, and the Bush Cabinet. Lock’em all in a […]
Posting Potpourri
In case you don’t live in San Antonio, we’ve been experiencing an exceptional amount of rain lately. In fact, it’s been raining so much, and so sporadically, that I’m beginning to become a tad suspicious. We just bought a house, and I now have my very own BBQ grill, but I can’t grill anything for […]
This Is Your Cornfield On Drugs
This photo very clearly illustrates why you should never snort a bunch of cocaine and then run from the police. Which is something I’ve been saying for a while. Please, don’t snort and drive through cornfields.
Could It Be…..MURDER!!!!
I was gonna post about Bloomberg’s escape from the GOP, but I spent all night providing my own voice-over to that video. “You must’ve known…I’m your father!!!” “She’s actually your sister!!!” “I poisoned your drink!!!”
Selling Is Legal…
I had planned on writing a post about Deborah Jean Palfrey, the notorious, and slightly unfortunate-looking, “DC Madam.” For thirteen years Palfrey has ran a ‘ho delivery service an escort service that specialized in 275 dollar-an-hour massages. Palfrey claims she had somewhere near 10,000 to 15,000 customers in Washington D.C. from 2002 to 2006, and […]
581 c
Scientists recently discovered a planet 120 trillion miles away that they speculate may be habitable for human beings, and could very well already have some kind of life flourishing on it. They dubbed this new planet “581 c,” thus proving once again that pocket-protectors severely inhibit poetic creativity. The planet is also much closer to […]
I Want To Disbelieve
In the August 11th, 2006 edition of Science magazine, a team of scientists led by John D. Miller published their findings of a study designed to investigate Americans’ rejection of the theory of evolution. According to a recent study, only fourteen percent of Americans, or a third of all United States citizens, believes the theory […]