Jackassery
Hello, I’m A Traffic-Whore. Nice To Meet You.
I’m a fairly cynical person, and for the most part I rely on the internet to supply me with the logic and reason that is sadly absent from real life. And no, I’m not being sarcastic. The thing about the internet is that while it’s filled with wackos and perverts, a discerning surfer knows how […]
I Hope the Voters Don’t Let Us Down
I’ve been trying to think of something intelligent or insightful to say about today’s primaries in NC and IN, but I got nothin’. I’m so sick of this stupid thing that I can’t even muster the energy to stump for Obama or snipe at Hillary. I was even going to make a joke about playing […]
Guy’s Big Bite Bites My Ass
I realize that I probably spend entirely too much time watching the Food Network. I’m pretty much an Alton Brown devotee, but I’ll watch whatever piece of shit the Food Network decides to air. Hell, I’ll even leave Ray Ray on as long as it’s not a marathon. But dammit, I just can’t stand Guy […]
Scared Awake
Ellie and I fell asleep in the recliner tonight. When I woke up Letterman was on, and in my groggy mind it looked as if he was interviewing a tanned skeleton that was wearing a wig. I grabbed the remote and hit “info,” and I found out that the creature in the chair was not […]
lulz
My mother always says she thinks I have a warped sense of humor. I prefer to think of it as a perfected sense of humor. I love witty humor and clever humor, subversive and ironic, satirical and parody. But my favorite kind of humor? Gotta go with juvenile. There’s just something about a good fart […]
There Goes My Hero
I’ve thrown a few parties in my time (one was so grand I may have to blog about it), but I’ve never thrown one where more than five hundred people just wander up. I remember an old Janeane Garofalo joke about the difference between Gen X and the Baby Boomers. I’m paraphrasing, but she said […]
A Fly In The Ointment
So here’s the thing: I’ve obviously been gone for a while. I haven’t meant to be, so I’m very sorry. But if it’s any consolation, I have a very good reason. During Christmas Leigh was working in Los Angeles for a States-based Japanese company. My semester didn’t end until around December 15th, so as soon […]