Author Archives: Mark A.

Go watch “Supermonk” right now. It’s a little cartoon about a monk who discovers he knows kung-fu. Whoa. The file is kinda big and there are a few swear words in the score, but you absolutely have to see this thing; the animation’s fantastic, the editing rocks, and the rubber ducky rules. I hope someone […]

Sometimes small, seemingly inconsequential events overshadow our rational judgment and cause us do commit acts which we would normally find reprehensible. For example, today I successfully fought the urge to lunge at a couple and scoop their eyeballs out with my thumb. Picture this: You’re entering a building and out of your periphery vision you […]

Can you identify these objects? I’m sure you thought they were intended for something naughty, didn’t you? Well, I sure did. Turns out it’s a “Banana Bunker,” and the product description states: “Cultured Containers has developed the BananaBunker® to protect this delicate fruit from bruising when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case, […]

I’m still away from home, so I feel as if I must apologize for the lackluster posts. I love visiting family, but I hate being away from my computer. I don’t have any of my RSS feeds or my bookmarks, the internet connection pales in comparison to the one at home, I’m forced to use […]

We’d better start our planetary escape procedures. The Death Star is currently orbiting Saturn, and we only have a limited amount of time before Vadar sets his sights on the little third planet from the sun. Here’s my evidence (click for a larger image):

Actor Noriyuki (Pat) Morita, best known for his role as Mr. Miyagi in “The Karate Kid” passed away today. Here’s the obituary from Yahoo.

It’s Thanksgiving; a holiday where obesity and over-eating are not only rationalized but encouraged! You’ve only had one helping of turkey and stuffing? Do you not like the meal I’ve been diligently preparing for over nine hours? There you go…load the plate until you can’t carry it. On a sad note, I’m yet again posting […]

I’d just like to say that despite all the stereotyping, girls are just as violent and disgusting as guys. For the first video: I knew a guy who was constantly practicing those same moves, but unfortunately he wasn’t as dexterous or as quick as the girl in the video. He shredded his hands to ribbons […]

On November 22 during a live speech by Dick Cheney CNN experienced a graphical malfunction. For just a moment viewers saw this image on their screen:Here’s the link to The Drudge Report that has some quotes from CNN explaining what happened, but I’ll save you the time and explain it here. On linear and non-linear […]

I waste so much time playing with stupid little games like this.