Monthly Archives: April 2006

It’s odd how unproductive I become when I’m not in familiar settings. I’m like Linus; I need a security blanket or I freak out. If I try to write while somewhere other than in my apartment I just sit in front of the monitor and stare at the cursor, which blinks at me hatefully. It’s […]

links for 2006-04-07 Top 10 Viral Videos Some funny, funny videos on this list. I’ve posted a few of them before but they’re certainly worth rewatching.

links for 2006-04-06 Libby Claimed Bush Authorized Plamegate Leak – April 6, 2006 Who didn’t see this coming? Scientists Call Fish Fossil the ‘Missing Link’ – via New York Times Using the latest in computer technology I’ve composed a composite image of the “missing Link” using skeletal features from the new fossil. ‘Gospel of Judas’ […]

After searching for a stable internet connection like Allan Quartermain for the Lost City of Gold, we’re finally sitting at a sandwich shop which offers their customers free wi-fi. I suppose one cookie and a Dr. Pepper technically makes us customers, but I’d kick me out if I were the manager. I’m not a fan […]

I’m at my parents and their internet is down, as per usual. I’ll find a wifi hotspot tomorrow because cell phone bloggery sucks.

links for 2006-04-05 THE ZOOMQUILT | a collaborative art project The name kinda stinks but the actual page is neat. Don’t play with this thing drunk. Darth Vader Versus Japanese Police- via YouTube You know what? A quick punch to the throat pretty much ends any confrontation, whether your opponent is a drunken lout or […]

In the comment section on my post “Can We Please Delay the Story” Flood said “I think the two parties go into a room and flip a coin to see which party has to look like shit this week.” That got me thinking: I’m severely, SEVERELY unhappy with both parties. I don’t even like reading […]

Sorry, but no bloggery until tomorrow around noon. We’ve spent most of the night packing. I’m tired and in no shape to compose anything thought-provoking or humorous”¦as if I do at any other time, huh?

links for 2006-04-04 Playboy. In Braille. Contrary to popular belief, some folks DO read Playboy for the articles. Article completely safe for work (SFW). Hoff Soap! MY EYES!!! ARRRRGH! I’M BLIND!!! Copy Machine Revenge- via Google Video “PC Load Letter? What the f@#k does that mean?” Pinkey the Cat – via Google Video Maybe Pinkey […]

Unless you’re living under a rock you must know by now that Tom Delay announced that he will not seek reelection and will leave congress. Most bloggers are linking to the Time story. Hooray. A corrupt politician steps down, which in turns enables another one to step up. Garbage out”¦garbage in. I’m sure there are […]