Monthly Archives: October 2005

I’m so depressed”¦The Daily Show was a rerun tonight. I use that show as break from working, and now I didn’t get my break and I’m all grumpy. To satiate my yearning for jackassery, I watched one of my favorite clips from the show. Which one would that be? Well, let’s just say Stephen Colbert […]

I think I may have figured out the whole Miers thing. Bush might have been in so much pain from TMJ that he just stuck his head out the door of the Oval Office and picked the first person he saw, so that he could go back to sitting in the dark with a heating […]

Kneel before…President Zod?

The Catholic Church has recently published a document intended to help their clergy instruct parishioners, which warns against macro-interpretations of the Bible as literal truth. Go here to read the article (It’s pretty short). This is absolutely magnificent. In a time when religious fundamentalism threatens our government like never before, the Catholic Church has, intentionally […]

When I was in seventh grade the administration of my school decided that all of the classrooms on campus needed to have intercoms installed in them. For several days there were electricians in our classroom, tearing up the walls, wiring things up, and generally assuring that the students were so distracted that they learned absolutely […]

Salman Rushdie will appear on Real Time With Bill Maher tonight on HBO. The other two guests are Andrew Sullivan and Ben Affleck. Don’t let Affleck stop you from watching. Everything that man says turns to gold. Truly, when he speaks it’s like he’s printing money.

Yesterday I received more hits than any other day since I started this blog. I look around”¦I look around and I see a lot of new faces. Which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Clu”¦wait, that’s not right. I want you to talk about the blog. Spread […]

I’ve got a few leftovers to dish out: Sometimes late at night I wonder what happened to all the Sasquatches. Finally I now know why, thanks to Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro. As many times as I’ve watched Clerks, I don’t think I ever realized how many swear words there are in that movie. Maybe I’ve […]

From watching all the news about Harriet Miers you’d think the only cases likely to come before the Supreme Court are cases concerning abortion and gay marriage. Every time I hear these goofy politicians and pundits talking about abortion rights and gay marriage, I can’t help but think of George Carlin’s bit about abortion on […]