Monthly Archives: October 2005

Tonight Joe Cramer of MSNBC’s “Mad Money” appeared on “The Colbert Report.” He told Stephen that felt the US’s economy was the worst in the world, surpassing places like Columbia, and Mexico, and other countries I didn’t know the names of because I cheated my way through geography. I also read several days ago that […]

My blog is worth $0.00. How much is your blog worth? My blog is so blogtastic that stupid applet couldn’t compute its worth.

I would like to preface this post by drawing your attention to the time of this posting. You’ll find that in the lower left corner of this entry. See that? Me, Dracula, and Charlie Sheen are the only people awake right now. So”¦ By now my regular readers should know that when I get tired […]

Saddam’s trial began today. No doubt he’s guilty as hell and is an extremely scary guy… but one very small thing I saw in a photo from the trial made him even scarier. It seems as if ”˜Ole Grizzly Hussein needs a cheat sheet to help him remember his plea. Take a look at his […]

While talking to a friend today I was forced to admit that I haven’t done any real creative writing lately (well, the blog doesn’t count). The creative juices have slowly been seeping out and away from me since I began studying for my M.A. exam, and despite the fact that I’ve had a million and […]

A story on MSN.com claims Vanity Fair lightened Beyonce’s skin on a recent cover of the magazine. Of course Beyonce’s representatives deny this, but regardless if digital manipulation occurred on the particular case in question or not, retouching photos has become so common place that I don’t trust any image I see anymore. If you […]

For the past few weeks I’ve been contemplating a move to a different hosting facility. Blogger allows users to post for free, but I don’t really like the fact that I don’t own my URL, and the “blogspot” looks unprofessional.   The only downside for the reader would be that the URL would change and the […]

On Nov. 8th Texas citizens will be asked to vote on Prop. 2, which if passed would add a constitutional amendment declaring that marriage in Texas consists of a union between a man and a woman, and would deny homosexuals the right to marry or enter into a civil union. First off, the homophobes here […]

Man, I leave my computer post for a weekend and I end up missing some highly entertaining events in the news. You know what? Let me quit lying; I was here when these two stories occurred, but I didn’t have time to blog’em, so I’m doing it now. And since everyone and their dog has […]

My decision.